Man Caught Having... (Explicit Act)... with Dead Deer.
Man Caught Having... (Explicit Act)... with Dead Deer.
You read that headline right and I don't know how to write a serious story about this. But a driver in Muhlenberg, KY called 911 to report seeing someone having (.... y'all know) with a dead deer on the side of the road.
When police arrived they found Allen Osborne with his pants down. Deer hair covered his clothes. When he changed at the jail, more hair turned up around his private parts.
That's the story.

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